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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/crystal-rasmussen/diary_of_a_drag_queen.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/crystal-rasmussen/diary_of_a_drag_queen_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Diary of a Drag Queen" alt ="Diary of a Drag Queen"/></a><br//>Life's a drag... Why not be a queen?'Stories like the one where you shagged a 79-year-old builder and knocked over his sister's ashes while feeding him a Viagra. Or the time you crashed your car because you were giving a hand job in barely moving traffic and took your eye off the car in front. That's the kind of dinner-party ice-breaker I'm talking about.'Northern, working-class and shagging men three times her age, Crystal writes candidly about her search for 'the one'; sleeping with a VIP in an attempt to become a world famous journalist; getting hired and fired by a well-known fashion magazine; being torn between losing weight and gorging on KFC; and her need for constant sexual satisfaction (and where that takes her).Charting her day-to-day adventures over the course of a year, we encounter tucks, twists and sucks, heinous overspending and endless nights spent sprinting from problem to problem in a full face of make-up. This is a...]]></description>
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