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<title>Andrew Fox - Free Library Land Online - Humor</title>
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<title>The Good Humor Man</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/andrew-fox/the_good_humor_man.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/andrew-fox/the_good_humor_man_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="The Good Humor Man" alt ="The Good Humor Man"/></a><br//>In this satiric romp inspired by Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451, set in 2041, government-sanctioned vigilantes&#8212;the Good Humor Men&#8212;ruthlessly patrol the streets, immolating all fattening food products as illegal contraband. A pound of real chocolate is worth more on the black market than a kilo of cocaine. Evil &#147;nutraceutical" company MannaSantos controls the food market with genetically modified products, such as &#147;Leanie Lean" meats. But the craze for svelte healthfulness has reached a critical turning point, as a mysterious wasting plague threatens to starve all of humanity.<BR>A lone ex-plastic surgeon and founding Good Humor Man, whose father performed a secret liposuction surgery on Elvis Presley, holds the key to humanity's future. In a mad dash to retrieve his family heirloom&#8212;the mortal remains of the King's belly fat&#8212;Dr. Louis Shmalzberg becomes entangled with a civil servant of questionable motives, an acquisitive assassin from a...]]></description>
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