Deprecated: Array and string offset access syntax with curly braces is deprecated in /www/libraryLand/subs/humor/engine/classes/templates.class.php on line 232

Call Stack:
    0.0008     408680   1. {main}() /www/libraryLand/subs/humor/engine/rss.php:0

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">
<channel>
<title>Andrew Flintoff - Free Library Land Online - Humor</title>
<link>https://humor.library.land/</link>
<language>ru</language>
<description>Andrew Flintoff - Free Library Land Online - Humor</description>
<generator>DataLife Engine</generator><item>
<title>Right, Said Fred</title>
<guid isPermaLink="true">https://humor.library.land/andrew-flintoff/568570-right_said_fred.html</guid>
<link>https://humor.library.land/andrew-flintoff/568570-right_said_fred.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/andrew-flintoff/right_said_fred.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/andrew-flintoff/right_said_fred_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Right, Said Fred" alt ="Right, Said Fred"/></a><br//><i>As I've got older, I've developed this thing where I mutter stuff under my breath if someone's talking nonsense, probably because I'm getting less tolerant with age. </i><br><i>My kids have picked up on it, so they'll say, 'Talking to yourself again, Dad?' </i><br><i>And my standard reply is, 'Yes, it's the only way I can have a sensible conversation around here.'</i><br>*****<br><b>Right. </b><br><b>Does anybody else watch Donald Trump as a guilty pleasure?</b><br><b>When social distancing is over, can people still keep their distance? </b><br><b>And these days, why has everyone got an opinion on everything and insist on sharing it? Oh. Scratch that one. </b><br>From one of Britain's most-loved national treasures comes a much-needed Bible of straight-talking honesty and sharp observational humour. Fresh from months of staying at home, Freddie is ready to impart his effortless charm and wisdom on a wild array of topics. <br>From the significant: climate change - maybe it's our...]]></description>
<category><![CDATA[Andrew Flintoff]]></category>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2020 20:57:50 +0200</pubDate>
</item><item>
<title>Do You Know What?</title>
<guid isPermaLink="true">https://humor.library.land/andrew-flintoff/568571-do_you_know_what_.html</guid>
<link>https://humor.library.land/andrew-flintoff/568571-do_you_know_what_.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/andrew-flintoff/do_you_know_what_.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/andrew-flintoff/do_you_know_what__preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Do You Know What?" alt ="Do You Know What?"/></a><br//><i>What's the worst that can happen?</i><br><i>Are there aliens out there somewhere?</i><br><i>What happens when I die?</i><br>In <i>Do You Know What?</i>, our favourite sportsman-turned-comedian-slash-leftfield-thinker Freddie Flintoff expels an eclectic and entertaining smorgasbord of anecdotes, impressions, reflections, ruminations, musings, cogitations, observations, rants, confessions and pearls of wisdom on all aspects of life's rich tapestry.<br>As a prolific philosopher of life's most unfathomable questions, Freddie uses his own inexplicable experiences - from the sublime: giving up booze, shopping in Poundland with his family, exploring the wonders of the universe with his mates; to the ridiculous: wrestling with WWE's finest, singing in a musical on the West End, pranking teammates - to help us all gain the comfort of his life mantra:<br><i>What's the worst that can happen?</i><br><i>Do You Know What?</i> is an unexpectedly helpful, occasionally silly and absorbing brain...]]></description>
<category><![CDATA[Andrew Flintoff]]></category>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2018 20:57:52 +0200</pubDate>
</item></channel></rss>